Monday, June 30, 2008

Pet Notes

There is a rascal parked on deck 11 right by the elevators. This is because they probably can’t get it into their room or some other problem of person to hallway to motorized chair ratio. The Rascal has a bumper sticker that reads, in funky font: “MY POMERANIAN IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT.”

The best story thus far:
a) we do a scene in the show about how a guy can’t express his emotions—that’s the joke of it. It mentions a cat that was just put to sleep.
b) Several months ago, on the cruise director’s birthday, he was called out of a dinner to deal with an irate passenger. The passenger was a woman who was bawling out the ladies at reception because she was furious about the comedy show she had just seen, that she was offended by the mention of a cat dying because she had a cat that had just died. She said she is in charge of a union of 60,000 people and that union would shut down all of NCL, since our comedy troupe is on several other ships. She was out of her mind.

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